Things I Don't Know

Some things make no sense to me. I just don't get them. Maybe you guys know the answers.

1) What is the point of tests? You never will have to solve a math problem as a mathematician without access to any formulas or shit. You will always be able to pull out the Big Book Of Math and look shit you don't know up. But you are expected to do it without the Book in school. What sense does that make?

2) Why do I always end up liking the bad guy in a movie? I'll think he's the best, then they will say, "Actually he is a bad guy. Now he dies. Also, the main character gets the girl and blows some shit up (maybe)."

3) Do you have to clap to turn on Clapper lights or will any noise sounding like a clap do it?

4) When would you ever have to draw arachnophobia?

5) Why do people like Superman? He's supposed to be great and shit, but I do not like him. He's too invincible, and he does have any enemies worth fighting. If I were Lex Luthor, I would have engineered Kryptonite bullets and just sold the to everyone around. I'd make a fortune, and kill the goddamn Superman at the same time. Why has this not happened?

That's it for now.

Number Musings

I had a recent epiphany. Since the smallest number i negative infinity, you would have to add infinity to that to get zero. However, you would also have to add infinity to negative infinity to get one, two three and every other number conceivable. Therefore, it is plausible that all numbers are equal because they are the same distance away from the lowest number. So math is irrelevant. All numbers are exactly the same! If you add seven and fifty-four, since both are infinite points on a number line away, they are equal, so the answer could be... . I don't even know. I could say that it could be 14, or two times seven, but two times seven is equal to two squared, which is... . Holy shit.

Movie Annoyances

Recently I've been watching a lot of movies, old DVDs around the house, and it occurred to me, every movie has at least one glaring flaw. This is a short list of flaws in various movies that particularly caught my attention.

1. Blade series - Why does Blade always use so much martial arts? Vampires are supposed to be immune to everything but silver and garlic, but it's all good, because Blade can punch them to death. If that were me, I would have none of that shit. I would have hooked some UV lights up to a suit and flip the switch, then I would walk in, vampires try to touch me, they get fried by my UV suit. Also, do these vampires have nothing better to do than hang around at raves? They can't go out in daylight, sure, but would they not try to blend in and live semi-normal lives, i.e. not going to raves EVERY SINGLE NIGHT.
2. Friday the 13th series - Is it really that hard to burn Jason's body? Seriously, he is an undead serial killer who has come back to life a couple billion times, give or take, kills everyone, and nobody thought, "Hey, maybe if we burn his body into ash, he won't come back?" Honestly?
3. Transformers - What was the middle scene supposed to be? I actually loved Transformers, until I watched it a couple of time and realized how bad it really is. The beginning was alright, his car getting stolen could have been done a bit better, and the middle was a disaster. From the time they meet the Transformers onward, with the cops and stuff, the movie sucked. The final battle was also pretty good, if it wasn't for the fact that it was so biased. First Optimus could kill Bonecrusher in a couple of minutes, but then when it comes down to Megatron, he hangs out and lets his ass get kicked. I could go on forever about this movie, because I liked it a lot at first, so I'll stop here.
4. Quantum of Solace - I don't think this was intentional but it irritated me anyway: James Bond is racist. He steals the black couple's car, randomly beats up a black guy and steals his motorcycle, but when he gets back to Spain, he doesn't steal any cars. In fact, the above incidents were just about the only incidents of Bond going rogue, and breaking the law because he could.
   

Ninja Rant

This is my first real rant. This has been bothering me for a long while. Ninjas are cool, right? They are awesome, right?

Wrong. Ninjas are cowards. They sneak, cheat, lie, steal, and swindle. Everything you would hate in a person is embodied by ninjas. A pirate would walk up to you and start a huge brawl, giving you a chance to fight back, but a ninja would stab you in the face when he was pretending to be your friend. What a pussy.

And ninjas don't even have anything going for them! Ooh, kung fu. Wow. Just something you can take at any martial arts place around. A sword? Even better. A sliver of metal on a handle. Ever hear of guns, ninjas?

The way I see it, ninjas are just douchebags, who took the stuff everyone hates about douchebags, and perfected it. Then it backfired and everyone turned into a retard and started liking them. Ninjas suck.

Intro

I'm D. This is my blog. I will post at least once a week on whatever day and what ever subject I feel like. That is all.