- Blade series - Why does Blade always use so much martial arts? Vampires are supposed to be immune to everything but silver and garlic, but it's all good, because Blade can punch them to death. If that were me, I would have none of that shit. I would have hooked some UV lights up to a suit and flip the switch, then I would walk in, vampires try to touch me, they get fried by my UV suit. Also, do these vampires have nothing better to do than hang around at raves? They can't go out in daylight, sure, but would they not try to blend in and live semi-normal lives, i.e. not going to raves EVERY SINGLE NIGHT.
- Friday the 13th series - Is it really that hard to burn Jason's body? Seriously, he is an undead serial killer who has come back to life a couple billion times, give or take, kills everyone, and nobody thought, "Hey, maybe if we burn his body into ash, he won't come back?" Honestly?
- Transformers - What was the middle scene supposed to be? I actually loved Transformers, until I watched it a couple of time and realized how bad it really is. The beginning was alright, his car getting stolen could have been done a bit better, and the middle was a disaster. From the time they meet the Transformers onward, with the cops and stuff, the movie sucked. The final battle was also pretty good, if it wasn't for the fact that it was so biased. First Optimus could kill Bonecrusher in a couple of minutes, but then when it comes down to Megatron, he hangs out and lets his ass get kicked. I could go on forever about this movie, because I liked it a lot at first, so I'll stop here.
- Quantum of Solace - I don't think this was intentional but it irritated me anyway: James Bond is racist. He steals the black couple's car, randomly beats up a black guy and steals his motorcycle, but when he gets back to Spain, he doesn't steal any cars. In fact, the above incidents were just about the only incidents of Bond going rogue, and breaking the law because he could.
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Movie Annoyances
Recently I've been watching a lot of movies, old DVDs around the house, and it occurred to me, every movie has at least one glaring flaw. This is a short list of flaws in various movies that particularly caught my attention.
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