This is my first real rant. This has been bothering me for a long while. Ninjas are cool, right? They are awesome, right?
Wrong. Ninjas are cowards. They sneak, cheat, lie, steal, and swindle. Everything you would hate in a person is embodied by ninjas. A pirate would walk up to you and start a huge brawl, giving you a chance to fight back, but a ninja would stab you in the face when he was pretending to be your friend. What a pussy.
And ninjas don't even have anything going for them! Ooh, kung fu. Wow. Just something you can take at any martial arts place around. A sword? Even better. A sliver of metal on a handle. Ever hear of guns, ninjas?
The way I see it, ninjas are just douchebags, who took the stuff everyone hates about douchebags, and perfected it. Then it backfired and everyone turned into a retard and started liking them. Ninjas suck.
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